QUOTES

Things That Momma Said. Some Words Giving Knowledge, Some Giving Inspiration And Some Cautions.

A Little Soap & Water 

Never Killed Anybody.                      

Closed Mouth, 

Won't Get  Fed.

Am I Talking To A Brick Wall?

A Penny Saved Is A Penny Earned!

             Are You Lying To Me?  

Are You Deaf Or Something?

                                           

            
        

Are Your Legs Broken?

As Long As You Live Under 

My Roof, You'll Do As I Say.

                               

Be Thankful For What You Have.

 Birds Of A Feather, 

Flock Together.

                                               

Don't Put All Your Eggs In One Basket.

Close The Door, Were 

You Raised  In A Barn.

 
                              

Don't Let Your Mouth Write A

Check, That Your Behind Can't Cash.

Don't Do As I Do, Do As I Say 

And You  Will Never Get Into 

Trouble!

 

 Don't Use Socks For Shoes.

     

 Don't Start Nothing That 

You  Don't Intend To Finish.

 

  Don't Sit Too Close To The 

Television, It’ll Ruin Your 

Eyes.

Do You Want Your Mouth 

Washed Out With Soap.

He Is Wrong 

As Two Left Shoes.

Get That Look Off Your Face, 

Or I'll Get It Off For You.

 I'm Doing This For 

Your Own Good.

I'll Treat You Like An Adult 

When You Start Acting Like One.  

I'm Going To Skin You Alive!

I'm Gonna Beat You 

Within An Inch Of Your Life.

I'm Not Going To 

Ask You Again.

           

   I'm Not Running A Taxi Service.

I'm Not Your 

Cleaning Lady!                                                                               

I Brought You Into This World 

I Can Take You Out.

If I've Told You Once, I've 

Told You A Thousand Times.                                                                                                                                       

If I Have To Come In 

There One More Time.

                                                                                                             

If You Lie, You'll Cheat, 

If You Cheat, You'll Steal, If You Steal, You'll Kill.

 

If It Isn't One Thing, It's Another.

 

If He Jumped Off A 

Bridge Would You?

                                                                                    

 

If You're Too Full To Finish Your Dinner, 

You're Too Full For Dessert.

If It Were A Snake, 

It Would Have Bitten You.

                                                                 

If You're Too Sick To Go To 

School, You're Too Sick Play Outside.

If You Hang Around 

Nine Broke People, 

You're Bound To Be 

The Tenth.

 

I Said It Once, Don't 

Make Me Say It Again.

I Was Born In The Night, 

But Not Last Night.

                              

Just Wait Until Your 

Father Get Home.

Kids In Africa Are Starving 

And Would Be Happy With 

Your Dinner, So You're Not 

Getting Up Until You Finish This!

          

Look At This Room! It Looks Like A Pigsty.

Money Doesn't 

Grow On Trees.

                                                                                                     

OK That's It, Go To Your Room!

People In Hell Want Ice Water.

                                                  

Put Your Jacket On, 

You're Going To Catch Pneumonia.

The Apple Doesn't 

Fall Far From The Tree.

    

This Is Going To Hurt Me, 

More Than It Hurts You.

 Two Wrongs 

Don't Make A Right.

                      

 

 

 

When I Was Your Age, I Had To Walk Ten Miles Through The 

Snow, Uphill, By Myself, To Go To School.

Wear Clean Underwear, You Never Know 

When You're Going To Have An Accident.

  Why Buy The Cow, 

When You  Can Get 

The Milk For Free.

You're Going To Put Your 

Eye Out With That Thing!

When You Have Your 

Own  House, Then You 

Can Make The Rules.

                                                            

You Made Your Bed, 

Now You Lie In It.

You Lie Down With Dogs, 

You'll Get Up With Fleas.

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